bohemian barksody

so prague was great, but we had a bit of hotel drama... here's a little story for my few readers.

the first night we were there we took boney out to dinner with us and left mara and rena in the room. when we came back to the hotel, there was a note on the door that read "YOUR DOG HAS BEEN BARKING ALL NIGHT. VERY ANNOYING!" i wrote out an apology under the complaint, promising to take the offender (rena) out to dinner with us the next two nights, and left the note on our door.

the next morning i got a call from the manager explaining that they had had some complaints the night before, and i told her everything we were planning to do to (tire rena out in the mornings, take her with us at night). she was very nice about the whole thing, and i was extrememely horrified and apologetic, and at the end of our conversation she asked if she could come up and meet the girls because she had heard how beautiful they were! she came up and spent about 10 mintues with us, loved the girls, and despite the disturbance we're welcome back anytime...

anyway, our neighbor got even with us... we woke up the following morning at 2am to the sound of a headboard furiously pounding against the wall. because of the neighborhood we were in and the number of "cabarets" and the fact that the door slammed shortly after the noise stopped, i'm safely assuming that whoever was there was compensated for her efforts.

i was horrified and pretty disgusted, and kept imagining the confrontation if we ran into each other in the hall...

HIM: "So are these the barking dogs?"

ME: "Yes, are you the whore f*#%er?"

anyway, i never ran into him, thank goodness. ugh.